div|whisperer

I came across an awesome site for wasting time today called One Sentence. The premise is simple, post a true story in only one sentence. There are some horribly awkward social rants but luckily the vast majority are humorous anecdotes like this really short one titled “Loving Mother“:

Unconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child’s favorite car.

Other favorites include:

I knew I was going to fail the class when the professor pulled me aside and asked, “Do you have a learning disability I should know about?”

Of course there’s some legitimate literary contributions as well that don’t include being stupid or vibrators but personally I don’t find them as interesting.

I didn’t realize it at the time, but my willingness to go streaking at a Christian school in the middle of the night was probably one of the strongest indicators that religion and I didn’t have much time left together.