div|whisperer

I came across an awesome site for wasting time today called One Sentence. The premise is simple, post a true story in only one sentence. There are some horribly awkward social rants but luckily the vast majority are humorous anecdotes like this really short one titled “Loving Mother“:

Unconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child’s favorite car.

Other favorites include:

I knew I was going to fail the class when the professor pulled me aside and asked, “Do you have a learning disability I should know about?”

Of course there’s some legitimate literary contributions as well that don’t include being stupid or vibrators but personally I don’t find them as interesting.

I didn’t realize it at the time, but my willingness to go streaking at a Christian school in the middle of the night was probably one of the strongest indicators that religion and I didn’t have much time left together.

If you’re really bored you can keep checking back to this page over the next few weeks and watch my skinning of this blog.

This is a new blog. I’m creating a new blog so as to avoid the shame of returning to my old advertising blog which hasn’t been updated in seven months. Writing ten plus posts every day is too difficult a task when you are working for a brand new start up – especially for a lazy person.

My new blog will have a much less demanding update schedule and will focus on more than just advertising. You may find some of the posts useful but I will try and keep that to a minimum.